My father, as a general rule, does not make pop culture references. He doesn't think they're funny, and he often calls his sons "stupid" for "talking about that crap all the time".
Every once in a while, though, he'll make reference to a TV show or movie without warning. When he does, it always makes me laugh for three reasons. One, I don't expect it. Two, his delivery is, as always, stone-faced and straight-forward, like he's talking about algorithms or something. Three, his references never quite make sense, which makes the attempt even more amusing.
Today I was sitting at the table with two slices of buttered bread on my plate.
My dad sat down next to me and said, "Hey, Two Breads. Instead of Two Sheds. Two Breads."
He sat there like a statue. I went nuts. Then he smirked.
Well played, fatherly one. Well played.
(Here's the sketch he's referring to, by the way -)
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